Oliver's Aphorisms

POLITICS DIVIDES PEOPLE - AN APHORISM UNITES THEM.IN THE COMPETITION FOR THE GOLDEN FISH, I CAUGHT.....

Oliver's Aphorisms

POLITICS DIVIDES PEOPLE - AN APHORISM UNITES THEM.

IN THE COMPETITION FOR THE GOLDEN FISH, I CAUGHT A CATFISH.

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IF I COULD CHOOSE BETWEEN ALZHEIMER'S AND SCLEROSIS, I WOULD CHOOSE SCLEROSIS - IT'S FEMALE.

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EVE CONVINCED ADAM TO TRY THE APPLE SOLELY FOR FASHION REASONS - SHE WAS TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY ONE IN EVE'S COSTUME.

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WRITING APHORISMS IS A HIGH-RISK OCCUPATION. FIRST OF ALL, YOU NEED TO BE LITERATE, WHICH ALREADY RAISES SUSPICION AMONG THE AUTHORITIES.

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LIKE THE NIGHT OF MUSEUMS, THERE IS ALSO AN "NIGHT OF BOOKS". CONSIDERING HOW FEW BOOKS ARE READ, THIS EVENT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "TWILIGHT OF BOOKS".

Oliver Janković

Oliver Janković

Oliver Janković was born in 1957 in Belgrade, where he completed his studies in Slavic Studies at the Faculty of Philology. He writes poetry, prose, plays, and radio dramas for both children and adults. He is engaged in literary criticism and also writes aphorisms and short satirical forms. He has published the following books: "Myth and Homeland" (2000, monograph, co-author), "The Sea Star" (2000, stories for children), "Soul Clearance" (2005, stories), "Voice of Things" (2008, poems for adults), "Talia and Melpomena" (2010, poems for adults), "Two Requiems and a Handful of Lives" (2015, poems for adults), "Wit is the Boldness That Acquired Education" (2018, aphorisms and satirical stories, co-author with Blaga Janković), "Happy Ending" (2019, children's novel). His dramatic works include: "Major Gavrilović" (monodrama, National Theatre Sombor 2001), "The Most Important Granddaughter in the World" (monodrama for children, Novi Sad 2001), "Discretion Guaranteed" (monodrama for adults 2007), "My Grandfather Hogar" (2018, theatrical performance for children, Belgrade). "La Madalena" (2020, bilingual radio drama in English/Serbian, Lulu Press inc.). Twelve radio dramas for children and adults were broadcast on Radio Skopje, Radio Belgrade, and Radio Novi Sad. He is a member of UKS (Association of Writers of Serbia) and BAK (Belgrade Aphoristic Circle).

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Oliver's Aphorisms